just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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