Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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