A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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