I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have aggressive nipples.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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