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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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