I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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