He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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