Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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