Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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