i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
