How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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