What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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