Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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