he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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