So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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