He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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