He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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