just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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