Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sext me about skeletons
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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