Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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