She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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