You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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