Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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