Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you will always have a special place in my vag
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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