North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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