I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Nobody cheats on THIS.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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