some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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