Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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