we're blogging at a bar
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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