Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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