so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I wear drunk well.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
