white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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