At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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