this just has baby written all over it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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