dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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