And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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