This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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