I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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