watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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