found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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