I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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