If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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