Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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