So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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