I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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