I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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