Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
