The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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