Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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