Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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