So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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