Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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