@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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